Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
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i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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