What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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