But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I cockslap morals
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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