PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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