brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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