that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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