is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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