Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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