After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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