We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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