found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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