i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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