Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
the raccoons are back...
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