Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Fuck appropriateness.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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