your room smells of hookers.
And success
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
we should paint friendship bongs
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