we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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