Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
We have so much sex to catch up on
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
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My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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