if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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