wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I just blew my weed a kiss
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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