When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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