Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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