If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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