That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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