Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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