Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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