check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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