Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I made him laugh his dick is mine
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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