Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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