This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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