I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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