I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
God, I missed his penis.
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