we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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