I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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