Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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