google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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