hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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