I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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