yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
