But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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