How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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