4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
she woke up with a sticky ear
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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