i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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