The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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