I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You have to summon your inner elephant
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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