just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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