Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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