it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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