he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
