Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
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KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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