BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
My life is pants optional.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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