There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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