She's never allowed to turn 21 again
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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