Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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