theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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